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KOE SOORAT BAN NAHIN PAATI JAB WO NAZAR NAHIN AATI

JAB SAY LEE HAY REQEEB NAY CAR TAB SAY WO NAZAR NAHIN AATI

 

 

DARD-I-SAR K WASTAY PAIDAA KIA USTAAD KO

WARNA PARHANEY K LEYE KOI KAM NAA THEEN USTANIAAN

On Thu, Aug 18, 2011 at 2:51 PM, Shazia <shazia277@gmail.com> wrote:

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On Wed, Aug 17, 2011 at 10:35 PM, Shahzad Sadiq <lushahz@gmail.com> wrote:

Ye Dolat b lelo Ye shuhrat b lelo

Bhaly cheen lo hmse hmari Jwani

Pr mujko lota do wo bachpan ka sawan wo kaghaz ki kashti wo barish ka pani

..........REMIX.........

Ye Zrdari b LeLo ye Nawaz b LeLo

Bhaly cheen Lo hmse hmara Gilani

Mgar humko Lota do qeemte'n purani wo Aata, wo Chini, wo Bijli, wo Pani

Tuadi mehrbani.

On Wed, Aug 17, 2011 at 5:34 PM, Shahzad Sadiq <lushahz@gmail.com> wrote:

" Pakistani rikshaw "

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Qismat Aazma chuka hun, Muqaddar aazma raha hun.

Kisi be-wafa ki khatir, Riksha chala raha hun

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Sawari Labbay na Labbay,

Speed Ek So Nabbay..

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Jis ne Maa ko Sataya,

Us ne Riksha chalaya..

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Lag gai te rozi,

Na Lagi tey roza..

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dakhnay main doli, Chalnay man goli..

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Maa ki dua jannat ki hawa,

Baap ki dua ja beta riksha chala

On Wed, Aug 17, 2011 at 3:01 AM, Shahzad Sadiq <lushahz@gmail.com> wrote:

Husband aur Wife Hotel..........me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya...........

Wife nay pocha,"Koun Thi Wo?"

Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo..............main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi..........

On Tue, Aug 16, 2011 at 9:07 PM, Shahzad Sadiq <lushahz@gmail.com> wrote:

...............barra hi sarra hua hai ji...............

جا تجھے موسمی بخار رہے

ناک میں دم ہو تیرا نزلے سے

ناک تیرا سدا چناب رہے

دانت میں تیرے کیڑا لگ جائے

سارے ہی دانت تیرے جھڑ جائیں

نقلی دتیاں بھی تیری گم جائیں

پوپلے منہ سے سب سے بات کرے

بال بھی سارے تیرے جھڑ جائیں

گنجو گنجو تجھے پکاریں سب

سر پہ تیرے نہ کوئ بال رہے

مانجھ کے گھر کے سارے برتن تو

میلے کپڑے بھی سارے دھویا کرے

روٹیاں جب لگے پکانے تو

جل کے ساری ہی خاک ہو جائیں

مار تجھکو لگے برینڈیڈ سی

باٹا سروس سے تیری سروس ہو

دھوبی پٹرا لگائےجب بیگم

کونے کھدروں میں جا کے رویا کرے

On Tue, Aug 16, 2011 at 8:08 PM, Shahzad Sadiq <lushahz@gmail.com> wrote:

ماں نے بیٹے سے پوچھا" تم رو کیوں رہے ہو؟"

بیٹے نے جواب دیا، "آج ماسٹر صاحب نے مجھے کلاس سے باہر نکال دیا تھا۔"

ماں نے کہا " تم نے ضرور کوئی شرارت کی ہوگی۔"

بیٹے نے کہا " قسم لے لوا ماں جان ۔ میں تو سویا ہوا تھا

On Tue, Aug 16, 2011 at 5:14 PM, Shazia <shazia277@gmail.com> wrote:

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On Tue, Aug 16, 2011 at 3:13 PM, Shahzad Sadiq <lushahz@gmail.com> wrote:

Samosa Said To Aaloo: jab main fry hota hun to tumhein cover kar k garam oil se bachata hun. bcoz i love you....

Aaloo Said: jab log tumhein fry hone k foran bad khatay hain to main unki zuban aur munh jala deta hun. bcoz I live you 2.......

Moral: in dono ki Prem kahani pe mat jain.......

.........Samosa thanda kar k khain..........

On Tue, Aug 16, 2011 at 5:11 PM, Shahzad Sadiq <lushahz@gmail.com> wrote:

hahahaha.................

good joke............:P

On Tue, Aug 16, 2011 at 4:45 PM, sana <mc100203764@vu.edu.pk> wrote:

result...........

On Tue, Aug 16, 2011 at 4:41 AM, Manager <manager.atk.grp@gmail.com> wrote:

......Share All About Fun Here......

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Manager

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