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"STUDENTS GHAZAL"

LAGTA  NAHE   HY DIL  MERA HER SAWAL MEY,
KIS K BANE HAY YE   EXAMAMINATION   HAL MEY,

WAQAT- E- DARAZ MANG K LAY TE 3 DIN,
2SAWAL ME CUT GAAYE HY DEMAGH -E- DAGDAR MEY,

KITA HY BADNASEEB STUDENT NAQAL K LIYE,
DO KAGAZ K TUKRAY B NA MILY PORE HALL MEY.

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Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna, 
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna, 
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna, 
Aur Ek Baat Yaad Rakhna, 
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

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An engineering student to his sweeper brother: "mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?". 
Sweeper: 

"Mere paas naukri hai."

On Fri, Nov 11, 2011 at 11:31 PM, Shahzad Sadiq <lushahz@gmail.com> wrote:

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Bohat achay sister........

On Sat, Nov 12, 2011 at 8:27 AM, bc100400550 Sabahat Butt <bc100400550@vu.edu.pk> wrote:

Machar ne tumhain kata ye us ka janoon tha!

Tum ne wahan pe khujli ki ye tumhara sakoon tha!

Tum ne ussy marna chaha lakin na mara

ye soch ker k k k .........

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Ab us ki ragoon main b tumhara hi khoon tha! 

On Fri, Nov 11, 2011 at 7:21 PM, bc100400550 Sabahat Butt <bc100400550@vu.edu.pk> wrote:

hahahaha...........

Great Bhayya! 

On Fri, Nov 11, 2011 at 10:31 AM, Shahzad Sadiq <lushahz@gmail.com> wrote:

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On Fri, Nov 11, 2011 at 11:21 PM, Mudassar Malik <mmalik.vu@gmail.com> wrote:

On Fri, Nov 11, 2011 at 11:17 PM, Mudassar Malik <mmalik.vu@gmail.com> wrote:

Sardar g Always Gr888.....

On Fri, Nov 11, 2011 at 10:35 PM, Shahzad Sadiq <lushahz@gmail.com> wrote:

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ایک سردار جی ویسٹ انڈیز انڈیا سیریز کے میچ دیکھنے کے لئے ویسٹ انڈیز گئے انھوں نے ویسٹ انڈیز کے ساحلوں کے بارے بہت سن رکھا تھا سو وہ سمندر کنارے سن باتھ کے لئے چلے گئے 

کچھ دیر گزری تھی کہ ایک انگریز کا گزر ہوا اور اس نے سردار جی سے پوچھا آر یو ریلیکسنگ ؟ 

سردار جی بولے نو نو آئی ایم ناٹ ریلیکسنگ 

آئی ایم ہرنام سنگھ 

کچھ دیر مزید گزری کہ ایک سیاہ فام عورت نے گزرتے ھوئے پھر وہی سوال دہرایا 

سردار جی کا جواب پھر وہی تھا 

خیر جو بھی وہاں سے گزرتا وہ یہی پوچھتارہا سردار جی کا سکون غارت ہو گیا 

اور وہ آگ بگولا ہو کر ایک طرف چل دیئے 

کچھ دور جانے کے بعد ان کو ایک اور سردار منہ پر ہیٹ لئے لیٹا نظر آیا 

ہرنام سنگھ نے اس کے منہ سے ہیٹ پیچھے کیا اور پوچھا 

آر یو ریلیکسنگ ؟ 

دوسرے سردار جی نے جواب دیا 

یس آئی ایم ریلیکسنگ 

ہرنام سنگھ نے ایک زور کا طمانچہ اس کے منہ پر مارا اور کہا 

"اوئے کھوتے دے پتر توں ایتھے پیا ایں تے اوتھے تینوں سارے لب رئے نیں" 

On Fri, Nov 11, 2011 at 10:16 PM, Shahzad Sadiq <lushahz@gmail.com> wrote:

باس : (ملازم سے) کبھی اُلو کی شکل دیکھی ہے ؟ 

ملازم (سر نیچے جھکا کر) ۔ نہیں سر ! سوری ! 

باس : نیچے کیا دیکھ رہے۔ ادھر میری طرف دیکھو 

On Fri, Nov 11, 2011 at 7:18 PM, Shahzad Sadiq <lushahz@gmail.com> wrote:

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On Fri, Nov 11, 2011 at 2:29 AM, Shazia <shazia277@gmail.com> wrote:

Teacher: define physics. ,

sardar: pura nahi aata aakhir se yaad hai,

teacher: chalo aakhir se suna do,

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Sardar: and this is called physics..

On Thu, Nov 10, 2011 at 11:30 PM, Shazia <shazia277@gmail.com> wrote:

Awesome lines..........

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really Awwwwwwwwesome......

n straight too....hay na.....
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On Thu, Nov 10, 2011 at 11:27 PM, Shazia <shazia277@gmail.com> wrote:

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On Thu, Nov 10, 2011 at 11:25 PM, Shahzad Sadiq <lushahz@gmail.com> wrote:

Dear Boys

If U think ur dad, mom, teacher, boss

are strict and harsh with u..

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Wait for a wife..U would love them All... :P :D

On Thu, Nov 10, 2011 at 10:59 PM, Mudassar Malik <mmalik.vu@gmail.com> wrote:

:)

On Thu, Nov 10, 2011 at 3:01 PM, Shazia <shazia277@gmail.com> wrote:

tututututu........

On Thu, Nov 10, 2011 at 11:53 AM, bc100400550 Sabahat Butt <bc100400550@vu.edu.pk> wrote:

@@NAIKI@@
Ek maa bachy ko gaod men liye ro rahi thi
wahan se ek khush posh Admi guzra or roney ki waja puchi
tu urat ne kaha janab mera bacha beemar hy or dawa k liye pese nahi
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Admi ne 1000 ka note dia or kaha jao dawa lao or baqi paise mujh la k do?
Orat gai or thori dair baad dawa la k baqi 800 rupay
apne mohsin ko wapas diye tu wo bola shabash
hum sab ko naiki karni chahiye doctor ko fees mil gai
tumhe dawa mil gai or or.........................

 mera Jaali note chal gaya.

On Thu, Nov 10, 2011 at 12:51 AM, bc100400550 Sabahat Butt <bc100400550@vu.edu.pk> wrote:

Nice bhai!

On Thu, Nov 10, 2011 at 12:20 AM, Shahzad Sadiq <lushahz@gmail.com> wrote:

In a staff room, chemistry and history teacher were Fighting.

History teacher: I will slay you with Hitler's sword.

chemistry teacher: I'll dissolve you in concentrated HCL.

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When it becomes too tough for the maths teacher to bear.

He shouted: ''Shut up both of you or i'll put both of you in the bracket and multiply with

zero''.

On Thu, Nov 10, 2011 at 1:01 PM, Manager <manager.atk.grp@gmail.com> wrote:

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