Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Re: (Attock VU Group) ...~*; Jokes & Fun Corner ;*~...

Modern Dor ki shadi:
Larka larki k father se:
Main aap ki beti ka hath mangny aaya hun.
 
Father Q?
 
Larka:
Q k mere haath thak gay hain usay msg kr k...:P

On Wed, Oct 5, 2011 at 3:42 PM, Shahzad Sadiq <lushahz@gmail.com> wrote:
............

aur main us k MAGAR MAGAR 
On Wed, Oct 5, 2011 at 3:34 PM, mc100202427 Saadat Hasan <mc100202427@vu.edu.pk> wrote:
Teacher to sardar: KOi aisa jumla bnao jis main MAGAR do dafa istimal ho?
Sardar: Wo mere aage chal rhi thi aur main us k MAGAR MAGAR 

On Wed, Oct 5, 2011 at 3:19 PM, »-(¯`v´¯)-»Sweet Girl»-(¯`v´¯)-» <iramslm@gmail.com> wrote:
hahahahahaha



tau aap kisi ko happy karny ki koshish mai ye sab kar rahy hain



;)

On Wed, Oct 5, 2011 at 3:16 AM, RAJA SABA <mc100402861@vu.edu.pk> wrote:
How to Make a Woman Happy?

Its not difficult to make a woman happy.

A man only needs to be:

1. a friend

2. a companion

3. a lover

4. a chef

5. an electrician

6. a carpenter

7. a plumber

8. a mechanic

9. a decorator

10. a stylist

11. a driver

13. a psychologist

14. a pest exterminator

15. a psychiatrist

16. a healer

20. a good listener

21. an organizer

22. a good father

23. very clean

24. sympathetic

25. athletic

26. warm

27. attentive

28. gallant

29. intelligent

30. funny

31. creative

32. tender

33. strong

34. understanding

35. tolerant

36. prudent

37. ambitious

38. capable

39. courageous

40. determined

41. true

42. dependable

43. passionate

44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING

TO:

45. give her compliments regularly

46. love shopping

47. be honest

48. be very rich

49. not stress her out

50. not look at other girls

Easy na? Awain log kehtey hain, women r demanding!

:-p


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