Sunday, August 28, 2011

Re: (Attock VU Group) ---Fun Corner--- :) :P :D


Avoid to use Islamic terms in jokes........





On Sun, Aug 28, 2011 at 11:01 AM, sara raza <sararazameer@gmail.com> wrote:
1 Molvi Sahab Ka Tota (Parrot)
Daily 1 Shakhs Ko Ye Kehta Tha K :
"O Beghairat"

Us Shakhs Ne Molvi Se Shikayat Ki
Molvi Ne Totey Ko Danta

Agley Din Jab Wo Shaks
Qarib Se Guzra To Tota Kuch Na Bola
Thora Aagey Ja K Us Ne Peeche Mur K Dekha
To Tota
Hanste Huwe Bola:
"Samaj To Tu Gaya Hoga"…





On Sun, Aug 28, 2011 at 12:58 AM, sara raza <sararazameer@gmail.com> wrote:
Ek Admi Talwar Liye Masjid Mein Giya
Aur Awaz Di:
Aap Mein Koyi Sacha Muslman Hai?

Ek Buzurg Bolay:
Main Hoon.

Admi Buzurg Ko Bahir Le Gia
Aur Us Ke Qadmo'n Mein Bakra Zibah Kia.

Phir Msjid Mein Giya,
Talwar Se Khoon Tapak Raha Tha,
Woh Bola:
Aur Koyi Sacha Muslman Hai?

Awaz Aayi:
Molvi Sahib Hain.

Molvi Ghussay Se Bola:
 oooo  Bakwaas Kar Ria Ay,
Menu Te Kalma V Nahi Aanda….;)




On Sun, Aug 28, 2011 at 12:55 AM, Manager Attock-VU-Group <manager.atk.grp@gmail.com> wrote:
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On Sun, Aug 28, 2011 at 6:01 AM, star angel <star.angel720@gmail.com> wrote:


On Sat, Aug 27, 2011 at 3:41 PM, Mudassar Malik <mmalik.vu@gmail.com> wrote:

On Fri, Aug 26, 2011 at 5:10 PM, Shahzad Sadiq <lushahz@gmail.com> wrote:
Main ghar late aaya to Dad ne poochha: "Where were you?"

Maine kaha: "Friend ke ghar tha..."

Dad ne mere hi saamne mere 10 friends ko call kiya.

4 ne kaha: "Haan Uncle, yahin par tha..."

2 ne kaha: "Abhi just nikla hai..."

3 ne kaha: "Yahin hai Uncle, padh raha hai, phone dun kya?"

1 ne toh hadd hi kar di, kaha: "Haan Papa bolo kya hua...!!!" 





On Fri, Aug 26, 2011 at 3:47 PM, Manager <manager.atk.grp@gmail.com> wrote:
.....Share about FUN here.....

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 ,"Don't worry if people hate you because there are many others who love and care you in the earth. But be worried if ALLAH hates you because there is no other who loves and cares you in akhirat."* 

You Will  Never Reach Your Destination in Time, if You Stop and Throw Stones at Every Dog that Barks at You During the Journey. (Nipolean)

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and save us from the chastisement of the fire***

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