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اُستاد کلاس سے : فرض کرو ایک ٹرین کراچی سے لاھور پچاس میل فی گھنٹہ کی رفتار سے آ رھی ھے اور دُوسری اسلام آباد سے پشاور ساٹھ میل فی گھنٹہ کی رفتار سے جا رھی ھے۔ اب بتاؤ میری عُمر کیا ھے؟

اس عجیب و غریب سوال پر پوری کلاس کو سانپ سونگھ گیا۔ آخر ڈرتے ڈرتے ایک بچے نے ھاتھ کھڑا کیا۔

ھاں بتاؤ

سر آپ کی عُمر چالیس سال ھے

بُہت خُوب ، نہایت اعلیٰ ۔ اب یہ بتاؤ تمھیں اس جواب کا پتہ کیسے چلا؟

سر بات یہ ھے کہ میرا ایک بڑا بھائی ھے وہ نیم پاگل ھے اور اُس کی عُمر بیس سال ھے

On Sun, Aug 21, 2011 at 4:44 PM, Mudassar Malik <mmalik.vu@gmail.com> wrote:

jis ka b he..he acha....keep such copy+past....:)

On Sun, Aug 21, 2011 at 4:35 PM, Shahzad Sadiq <lushahz@gmail.com> wrote:

Mudassar bhai mera nahi hai........................

On Sun, Aug 21, 2011 at 3:12 PM, Mudassar Malik <mmalik.vu@gmail.com> wrote:

Wah g wah...ab to remix sharing b krnay lagay shehzad bhai.......)

On Sun, Aug 21, 2011 at 3:52 AM, Mohammad Sajjad <ghulamemastan@gmail.com> wrote:

On Sat, Aug 20, 2011 at 11:17 PM, Shahzad Sadiq <lushahz@gmail.com> wrote:

Pappu,.....Ladki Dekhne Gaya......

Family Walo Ne larka larki ko Akele Bithaya.....

Pappu to larki : Behn ji, Aap ke Kitne Bhai-Behn Hain!

Ladki: Pehle 3 The Aaj se 4 HO GAYE !

On Sat, Aug 20, 2011 at 4:05 PM, Shazia <shazia277@gmail.com> wrote:

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On Sat, Aug 20, 2011 at 1:58 PM, Shahzad Sadiq <lushahz@gmail.com> wrote:

A Small Boy Took A Knife

And Wrote His Girlfriend's Name 0n His Hand..

After A Minute He Started Crying Loudly..

Why ???

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Paining ???

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No !!

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Then ???

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Spelling Mistake !!! 

On Sat, Aug 20, 2011 at 3:16 PM, Muhammad Umair <muhammad.umair.491@gmail.com> wrote:

achha jee

On Sat, Aug 20, 2011 at 3:04 PM, Shazia <shazia277@gmail.com> wrote:

no jokes on Islamic values plzzzzzzzzzz............

On Sat, Aug 20, 2011 at 12:54 PM, Muhammad Umair <muhammad.umair.491@gmail.com> wrote:

Zardari is great leader

He is no nice person

He is very honest man

He is wise man

I like him very much

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chal oay, tera roza tut gaya way...

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